a non-twitter user

the real reason why i don’t have a twitter account
isn’t because i don’t like the service,
i’m sure it’s fine, i guess,
but rather, because i didn’t get one
the first five years when it came out in 2006,
and i continued to not feel the need to get one,
and the years flew by, without ever
signing up for twitter,
and i feel absolutely fine about that