ONE OF MANY REASONS I DON’T LIKE TO GO OUTSIDE; THE REASON FISHING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO ME

burning lumps of coal 

in my shoes that send a stinging sensation all throughout my body,

but it doesn’t feel all that bad whenever i hum the melody

to the mcdonnie’s commercial and pretend that i’m

an x-(wo)man fishing in the middle of an abandoned,

radioactive,

pond, while gargoyles fly above me like bees in a kicked nest