WHAT A SHAME

i would hate to give off the impression that i know what i’m doing,
lest it be expected of me to perform at a high level,
which i think we both know i could not do,
you know,
even if i tried, but it’s good that we can agree that i don’t have to,
since that would be rather embarrassing,
and i think pascal said it best,that the only shame is to have none