Fred Aiken Writing

Tag: Poetry

Win Big to Lose a Ton

if I ever make it big,

then I want to lose it all in some back alley shady joint

where everyone hopes I fail

and it comes true,

leaving penniless and probably not all that much wiser,

though maybe I can go into lecturing the youth of tomorrow

about subjects that I have a faint understanding of

and should probably never be listened to,

because I barely know how to learn,

but I know how to lose

Mars Bars Attack from Beyond

fasten your seatbelt for the automaton empire to strike rebel forces

until someone claims to be anothet dude’s father,

but I won’t believe it until I see a paternity test,

and even then I’ll still claim I didn’t know the mother,

she probably got around and abound, if you know what I mean,

though what’s an infinite universe worth when it comes down to a small quadrant that no one can reach,

but everyone can hustle and bustle to the moon and back, though how bout that Mars

The Answer Key

carry the one

divide by a prime number randomly selected by

a disabled veteran high on opioids,

exponentially increase the derivative functions

of a thousand mice carrying off the princess into the sunset,

cross the eyes, dot dot dot, dimmer switch to create a pleasant atmosphere,

sell the space, become rich, go to California

and wear ankle weights to fit in,

then make something up, and you’ll have the answer