Fred Aiken Writing

Tag: Poetry

The Influencer

I could never approach another

living thing with the thought

of how I could influence them,

and so I write obscure poetry that passes time

and makes me feel guilt free from

feeling like some jackoff

calling themselves an influencer

with a straight face

Nerd Herding

waiting outside in incomplete darkness,

for my wife to tell me to come back in,

what are you doing out there?

it’s time to go to bed,

or to watch a movie,

or to read a book,

which is when I realize that is what our code was back in college for coitus so no one knew what we were talking about,

and so I go back inside

to tell my wife, and to partially confess,

that she is a nerd and that’s okay

Information Highway or Byway

wasted gigabytes of data delayed in some made-up hole created out of memory foam

and rattlesnake skins that doesn’t feel comfortable, but at least looks damn fine,

describing destitute dilettantes and dalliances with foreign officials with

official titles in official looking clothing with attaches and, I dunno, some pen that shoots bubbles made of cyanide

while planning for a picnic in winter so they can have privacy,

while they share gossip about which chancellor or prime minister is hotter,

for love of country, for the love of God, please just don’t say my name