CHECK; SOUL
i found someone to sell me their soul,
but i didn’t have anything to offer them,
so i ended up passing on the deal
and went about my daily routine,
which might seem boring, but i happen to be a soul broker
sweaty palms,
hiccup,
sinuses,
rash,
itch,
cough,
but ignore the symptoms,
for all intents and purposes,
i’m a porpoise for you,
or,
i should say,
i have porpoise for you