Fred Aiken Writing

VOTE OR TIME TRAVEL

i forgot to register to vote one year,

and then just kept forgetting,

to the point where i got to my mid-thirties without

ever voting for a single politician,

and at this point i’m too embarrassed to reverse course,

so i guess i’ll continue to be apolitical for the rest of my life,

or until i figure out how to register retroactively

with time travel

THE BAREST OF BAREFOOT BANDITS

i read about the barefoot bandit
that terrorized and burglarized small towns in
the northwest,
who played a video game,
then thought, heck, why not steal and fly a real plane,
and he traveled the world without a driver’s license
while on most wanted posters and
with bullets shooting past him as he fled,
narrowly missing capture, narrowly missing death,

and i can’t help wonder what a teenage barefoot bandit
would have looked for,
or if all existential teenage crisis end in international manhunts in the bahamas

THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF YOUTH

fascinated by the open wound sitting in the middle of the street,
bleeding out, curled up into itself,
wondering why no one is helping, no one is administering first aid,
no one knows first aid,
because the thought of blowing on the plastic dummy’s mouth
was seen as gay when we were kids, so none of us paid too close attention
to what the health teacher was saying
as much as we paid attention to how short,
and tight,
their gym shorts were, along with that odd bulge
in the longitude of their body that we all snickered at