Fred Aiken Writing

Category: Poetry

pyramid scheme rule (a wicked ode to a wicked shape)

when i was in the third grade
and just learning how to m-ull-tee-pli
i told my classmates i
wanted to rule
rule
rule
the world, but only if the world was a triangle
and i could see all the angles
coming at me
at
all times times the square root of four
but no one ever thought to put down
their nuclear weapons to do the math
so that we could have a triangular world
that didn’t make me so damn dizzy,
like a merry-go-round
being operated by a felon named jed
missing a hand;
missed me, yet again

cell service in the matrix

buy this phone
eat this burrito
drive down the one-way lane
to a town that sells cell service
and all the crappers one can imagine
from here to the horizon
but just don’t get caught in the rain
and maybe stop referencing quotes
from that dumb matrix movie

h(owl)-at-(the)-moon

eat words made from the trees
never planted in the backyard
where dogs run laps
as the moon howls an iridescent message
scrawled across the sky
and made to make out like it means something
when it means nothing