ai taught me to fight

i will never tell my wife this,
but i sometimes
use ai to run through some of our fights
so i can better understand why she gets mad at me,
and also to see if there's a pattern that
i'm not seeing,
like if most of our fights starts on a thursday,
or perhaps if there's a particular time that she is more prone to get angry with me,
i suppose there's an easier way to deal
with our marital spouts,

i could just listen,
but the ai sounds so much smarter
and understands me when i tell it my problems
that i want resolved