Fred Aiken Writing

I Like Being…

Daily writing prompt
What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

Every day I wake up, I thank God that I’m dumb. That might seem kinda counterintuitive. I’m sure most people would rather be smart than dumb. But I would have to say that I’m the opposite. The expectations on smart people are truly astounding, and I know that I would not be able to live up to the standards that most smart people have to go through.

Also, being dumb allows me to be consistently optimistic despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Global climate change; we might figure it out. Constant threat of nuclear war and annihilation; hasn’t happened yet, so hopefully it never will. Species dying at an exponential rate; I suppose there’s always cloning. We did it with that sheep Dolly, maybe we can do it with other animals too. Companies are hiking prices up, and governments aren’t managing monetary policy correctly; well, I don’t need much to survive. Just a good book and the occasional movie, both of which the library provides for free.

There are any number of catastrophic thoughts and realities that one is confronted with on a given day, and for me, well, I’m able to sort of brush them off with my stupid optimism. It makes living all that much more enjoyable. You see, if I was smart, then I would be expected to help fix whatever issues humanity is causing and/or going through. And, unfortunately, I’m kinda lazy. I figure it’s better to be lazy and dumb, rather than lazy and smart, since the former at least gives me an excuse for not doing anything to improve the human condition.

Also, I’m fairly certain the world will probably experience some sort of cataclysmic, near-extinction event where a majority of people will not survive. Probably not in my life time. But maybe? And if it just so happens to be within the next 50 or so years, then I’m the right level of dumb to where I’ll be wiped out with the majority rather than being left with the unlucky smart ones that happened to live through and have to figure out life after the apocalypse.

I would not do well in a post-apocalyptic world. I do not look back fondly or reminisce about previous times in history prior to electricity. Every point in history prior to the Industrial Revolution, or even the Internet Revolution, seems like it was a small slice of hell. Disease was rampant. Philosophy was built around survivability. Art was usually subpar, and when it wasn’t you more than likely would never see the good stuff because it was being hoarded by rich, incest dicks. There wasn’t too many books, since the printing press is a relatively new invention (at least when considering the entirety of human history), and nowadays printing presses rely heavily on electricity. In fact, everything does. Most every modern convenience relies super heavily on electricity. All of which I do not think would survive an apocalyptic-sort of event.

So yeah, I’m good with being dumb. Bring on the AI that will think for me so I don’t even really need to do that anymore.

I suppose there’s levels of dumb that I could also aspire to, but at the moment I’m content with knowing so little. I wouldn’t say that I’m in the running for the world’s dumbest person alive, but I’m probably closer in intelligence to the world’s dumbest person rather than to the world’s smartest person, and that’s kinda okay by me.

Fair Ground

Jake considered himself an enigma wrapped in a four-leaf clover, drifting from one passion to another like the rain in the wind. But there was one thing he held dear, a secret love that he shared with few: the Renaissance Fair. It was a world away from the humdrum of everyday life, a place where he could be anyone, or no one at all. 

When his sister’s boy, Leo, came to live with him, Jake saw the shadow of loss hanging over the kid like a constant companion. Ten years old and already carrying more weight than most adults. Jake knew he needed to do something, anything, to bring a spark back to Leo’s eyes.

One crisp Saturday morning, they set out in Jake’s battered old truck, the kind that rattled and groaned with each mile. Leo sat quietly, staring out the window, his small face set in a contemplative frown. Jake didn’t push him to talk; he just drove, letting the open road and the promise of adventure do the work.

The fairground appeared like a mirage in the middle of nowhere—tents billowing in the breeze, flags fluttering, and the distant sound of laughter and music. Leo’s eyes widened a fraction, a glimmer of curiosity breaking through his stoic mask.

“Ever been to one of these?” Jake asked, trying to sound casual.

Leo shook his head, but there was a hint of intrigue now. They parked and made their way in, greeted by knights in armor, jesters juggling, and the sweet, smoky scent of roasted turkey legs wafting through the air.

Jake bought them both wooden swords at the first stall they passed. “Every knight needs a weapon,” he said, handing one to Leo. The boy took it, turning it over in his hands, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. “Careful now,” Jake warned, “you don’t wanna poke your eye out.”

They wandered through the fair, Jake pointing out the different crafts, the blacksmith hammering away at molten iron, the weavers creating intricate tapestries. Leo listened, absorbed, the fair’s magic working its way into his heart.

At the jousting arena, they found seats on a rickety wooden bench. The knights charged at each other, lances clashing, and the crowd erupted in cheers. Jake stole a glance at Leo, who was leaning forward, eyes bright with excitement.

“You know,” Jake said, nudging him gently, “your dad loved this stuff. Used to talk about coming here with you one day.”

Leo’s smile faltered for a moment, then grew more determined. “Really?”

“Really,” Jake affirmed. “He’d want you to have fun, to be happy.”

They spent the rest of the day immersed in the fair’s wonders. They watched a falconry show, tried their hand at archery, and even joined a drum circle, the rhythmic beats echoing in their chests. For the first time in a long while, Jake saw Leo laugh—a real, genuine laugh that seemed to lift the weight from his small shoulders, if only for a moment.

As the sun began to set, casting a golden hue over the fairground, they sat on a hillside overlooking the scene. Leo leaned against Jake, exhausted but content.

“Thanks Uncle Jake,” Leo said quietly, his voice barely a whisper.

Jake felt a lump in his throat but managed a smile. “No problem, brave knight,” he replied, ruffling Leo’s hair.

They watched as the fair’s lights began to twinkle in the dusk, a magical world glowing softly against the encroaching night. For the first time, Jake felt like they were both on a path to healing, however winding it might be.

The journey home was quiet, Leo dozing in the passenger seat, clutching his wooden sword. Jake drove steadily, the road ahead clear and open. He didn’t have all the answers, but he had this day, this small victory. And sometimes, he thought, that’s enough.