terms of an infestation

by Fred Aiken

the terminator (not that one, the real one) told me that there are rats living and breeding and eating up in my attic, as if i ran some sort of rat nightclub in my attic,
though i’m pretty sure when i signed the lease for this place,
it didn’t say anything about a rat infestation,
but i can’t be sure because of all the fine print put into contracts nowadays