headphone settings

my headphone’s settings are too loud
and it hurts to listen to run the jewels yelling about social injustice
while sipping on blueberry acai herbal tea that i bought
with a .70 cent off coupon that made it seem like a deal,
but because the tea kinda tastes like
spoiled hotdogs steeped in sewage water,
i’m not entirely sure it was worth it