VOTE OR TIME TRAVEL

by Fred Aiken

i forgot to register to vote one year,

and then just kept forgetting,

to the point where i got to my mid-thirties without

ever voting for a single politician,

and at this point i’m too embarrassed to reverse course,

so i guess i’ll continue to be apolitical for the rest of my life,

or until i figure out how to register retroactively

with time travel