The KFC Line I Never Seem to Leave

by Fred Aiken

the line to kfc is too long

but i’ve committed too much time and energy into waiting

that i don’t think i could leave the line

since i’m determined to get greasy subpar fastfood chicken,

and also because i have a coupon,

so please don’t judge,

or do, i don’t care,

just please don’t voice your opinions out loud, instead put them in a tweet

for all your twitter followers to care about