An Obsession that I Can’t Shake; But I’m Also Not Ashamed Of

by Fred Aiken

mayonnaise is on sale again this week

but i already have 5 backups in my pantry that i haven’t touched yet,

though it’s hard for me to pass up a good mayo sale,

so hopefully my wife will understand when i come home

with another jar 

instead of going to her parents until i get my issues sorted out