Nano-New!

They’re all natural, I promise. Organic. Fair trade. All that shiitake, and more. Sorry if I sound crude, but I’m just passionate about them. They cleanse the soul, you know, scrub out all the bad shiitake blooming in your aura, and give you a brand new start. Think of it as an oil change for your inner being.

Just think of the possibility of these little guys. You just take a nanobot vitamin, let it read your thoughts and body, and before you know it, NanoMed sends you a full diagnostic on what’s wrong with you and how they can fix you. The cost is minimal, I promise. I mean, realistically, what sort of price would you put on your well-being?

I’m sorry, but I can’t leave here with a no. I’m going to have to insist you reconsider. I have been permitted to use force.