The Answer Key

by Fred Aiken

carry the one

divide by a prime number randomly selected by

a disabled veteran high on opioids,

exponentially increase the derivative functions

of a thousand mice carrying off the princess into the sunset,

cross the eyes, dot dot dot, dimmer switch to create a pleasant atmosphere,

sell the space, become rich, go to California

and wear ankle weights to fit in,

then make something up, and you’ll have the answer