Creeping Around

by Fred Aiken

I don’t mean to be creepy, it’s just that everything I do comes out that way,

but I’m working on it, for the most part, kinda, I mean, not really,

it just seems like too much effort, and then before you know it,

it’s time to take some melatonin to go to sleep

and I haven’t made a dent in my efforts to become less creepy,

but maybe my life is like that Radiohead song and I’m just waiting for someone to call me special