Dead Posing

by Fred Aiken

dying fashionable while bleeding out on the floor is a lot harder than you’d think

when you try to go vague,

but it’s the only way to die,

or else you end up as some ugly looking corpse that everyone laughs at

because they think you have a weird looking penis,

and that your muffin top is too muffiny,

which will lead to the coroner and whoever else comes to see your saggy, flabby body,

to conclude that you could never satisfy your wife properly,

and she’s probably better off now that you’re dead,

but at least I look good, I think,

can you tell me if I look okay in this pose?