The Band Name

by Fred Aiken

Oh golly, jeez, no,

I don’t think I’ve heard of that band,

not to say I don’t like music,

because gosh do I enjoy a good tune or two,

preferably one to tap my toes to,

but the one you’re talking about,

that plays all those loud chords,

screams till their lungs are hoarse,

and only seem to play at one speed,

yeah, no, I guess I’m not familiar with their work,

golly gosh darnish,

but if you think I would enjoy it,

then I’d be willing to give them a listen