Promoted to Essential
by Fred Aiken
fuck, they said I’m essential,
so,
I guess I should go in,
though it’s 2am,
I haven’t slept,
or at least not like I said I would,
instead I watched Fallon,
and opened up a bottle
of riesling,
which gives me weird dreams,
like how I thought I had the body of a crab
with a strawberry fetish,
going around town
cutting off stranger’s hands with my pinchers,
while climbing mountains of kaleidoscopic geodes
that unravel when stepped on
into thousands upon thousands of
tiny particles
made out of yarn,
which is a vastly more interesting
place I’d like to be,
rather than rubbing rheum
out of my eyes,
and drinking stale,
barely palatable coffee,
as some inflated talking head
calls me essential from the
comfort of their living room
and paying me minimum wage
what their too damn lazy
to do themselves.